Hi widdo Car Car 😊 is that about Jane Austen? haha I feel dumb

internetexplorers:

errorsanitynotfound:

internetexplorers:

why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong

its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you

this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

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groupieuniform:

what teletubbie costume 

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the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

the-adequate-gatsby:

My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.

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pizzaforpresident:

babyb0nez666:

assistantt0theregionalmanager:

pizzaforpresident:

I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley

I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of water because she thought they would hatch

my names ashley…. lol

my apologies, babyb0nez666

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dekutree:

acceptable pet names:

• babe
• baby
• sweetie
• cutie pie
• darling
• honey

unacceptable pet names:

• boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
• cthulu 
• sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
• Leslie
• floor
• 2% milk
• Ella Fitzgerald

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muertosiro:

why do people complain about a woman playing watson on elementary when a terrifying alien plays sherlock in sherlock

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this is so disturbing I hate it so so much now I’m scared of my boobies why have you done this to me the Internet is the worst

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